tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-335034712011-04-21T15:38:14.966-07:00UWFW ... it's waaaaaanktastic!!!!!!1!AssParrothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07316352296919237652noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-33503471.post-1156802853002461682006-08-28T15:06:00.000-07:002006-08-30T17:44:19.666-07:00<span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">2006 PRESEASON PREDICTIONS</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">MVP:</span> Rush Limbaugh<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Prolific Poster:</span> James Taranto<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jackboot Licker:</span> Bill Kristol<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Whine Merchant:</span> Tucker Carlson<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sleeper:</span> James Taranto<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Overrated:</span> George Will<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">KEY - SBC: SoundBytes Created ... WhI: Whoreishness Index ... RPS+: Rimjob average Plus Sucking percentage (adjusted)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">THE ELITE</span><br /><br />1. <a href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/today.guest.html">Rush Limbaugh</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />2. <a href="http://weeklystandard.com/">Bill Kristol</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />3. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/BenShapiro">‘Virgin’ Ben Shapiro</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />4. <a href="http://www.hannity.com/">Sean Hannity</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />5. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjE5NQ==">Jonah Goldberg</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />6. <a href="http://www.lauraingraham.com/">Laura Ingraham</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />7. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjE2Nw==">Michael Ledeen</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />8. <a href="http://www.billoreilly.com/">Bill O’Reilly</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />9. <a href="http://corner.nationalreview.com/">John Podhoretz</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />10. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/CharlesKrauthammer">Charles Krauthammer</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />11. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjI1MQ==">Victor Davis Hanson</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />12. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/MichaelBarone">Michael Barone</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />13. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/BrentBozellIII">Brent L. Bozell</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />15. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjIxMw==">Kate O’Beirne</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />16. <a href="http://weeklystandard.com/">Fred Barnes</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />17. <a href="http://www.foxnews.com/specialreport/index.html">Brit Hume</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />18. <a href="http://www.johngibson.com/">John Gibson</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />19. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjE1NQ==">Rich Lowry</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />20. <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8063292/">Tucker Carlson</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />21. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjIxNg==">John Derbyshire</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />22. <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/top/opinion/editorialsandoped/oped/columnists/davidbrooks/index.html">David ‘Bobo’ Brooks</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />23. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/RobertDNovak">Robert Novak</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />24. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/DennisPrager">Dennis Prager</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />25. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/PatrickJBuchanan">Pat Buchanan</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />26. <a href="http://www.hitchensweb.com/">Christopher Hitchens</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />27. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/ArmstrongWilliams">Armstrong Williams</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />28. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjMxNA==">Stanley Kurtz</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />29. <a href="http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-columnist-mboot,1,3971554.columnist?coll=la-util-op-ed">Max Boot</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />30. <a href="http://www.officialdennismiller.com/">Dennis Miller</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />31. <a href="http://author.nationalreview.com/?q=MjE4Ng==">Donald Luskin</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />32. <a href="http://www.courttv.com/anchors/nancy_grace.html">Nancy Grace</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />33. <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6330851/">Joe Scarborough</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />34. <a href="http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/">James Taranto</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />35. <a href="www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/style/columns/medianotes/">Howard Kurtz</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />36. <a href="http://bullmooseblogger.blogspot.com/">Marshall Whitman</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />37. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/MichaelMedved">Michael Medved</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />38. <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5445086/">Chris Matthews</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />39. <a href="http://www.townhall.com/Columnists/GeorgeWill">George F. Will</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />40. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/view/teasdale">Kathryn Jean Lopez</a><br />Salary: $XX • SBC: X • WhI: X • RPS+: X<br /><br />SOMEBODY WRITE THIS<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fast Fact:</span> SOMEBODY WRITE THIS</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/33503471-115680285300246168?l=uwfwpsguide.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>AssParrothttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07316352296919237652noreply@blogger.com