Paid Shill Draft Guide
2006 PRESEASON PREDICTIONS
MVP: Rush Limbaugh
Prolific Poster: James Taranto
Jackboot Licker: Bill Kristol
Whine Merchant: Tucker Carlson
Sleeper: James Taranto
Overrated: George Will
KEY - SBC: SoundBytes Created ... WhI: Whoreishness Index ... RPS+: Rimjob average Plus Sucking percentage (adjusted)
THE ELITE
1. Rush Limbaugh
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2. Bill Kristol
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3. ‘Virgin’ Ben Shapiro
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4. Sean Hannity
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5. Jonah Goldberg
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6. Laura Ingraham
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7. Michael Ledeen
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8. Bill O’Reilly
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9. John Podhoretz
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10. Charles Krauthammer
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11. Victor Davis Hanson
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12. Michael Barone
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13. Brent L. Bozell
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15. Kate O’Beirne
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16. Fred Barnes
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17. Brit Hume
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18. John Gibson
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19. Rich Lowry
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20. Tucker Carlson
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21. John Derbyshire
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22. David ‘Bobo’ Brooks
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23. Robert Novak
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24. Dennis Prager
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25. Pat Buchanan
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26. Christopher Hitchens
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27. Armstrong Williams
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28. Stanley Kurtz
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29. Max Boot
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30. Dennis Miller
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31. Donald Luskin
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32. Nancy Grace
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33. Joe Scarborough
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34. James Taranto
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35. Howard Kurtz
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36. Marshall Whitman
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37. Michael Medved
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38. Chris Matthews
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39. George F. Will
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40. Kathryn Jean Lopez
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